Tonight, I received one of the most beautiful pictures I have received in a long time. It was a photo of my friend's baby boy who was born 9 days ago. Now, having worked in pediatrics and having tons of cousins and friends having babies, I know what I cute baby looks like and I know what a not-cute baby looks like. This 9-day-old boy is, in a word, angelic.
I come from a family of, let's face it (no pun intended), nice-looking individuals on both my paternal and my maternal side. Each nice-looking individual has married another nice-looking individual. Together, they create beautiful children and their children have met and had children with other beautiful people, creating nearly-perfectly-amazingly-beautiful babychildren. Do you see what I'm getting at? In short, my family makes pretty babies. Don't believe me? Have you SEEN photos of my family?!?!
Recently, with my friends having babies, I've noticed that my friends also make beautiful offspring. You know who you are! The aforementioned angelic baby boy is just the latest in the adorable baby photos that I have on my phone.
My point is simple, really: I can't compete with this! Your pretty babies make me shallow! If I end up making a baby with anyone less good-looking than Joseph Gordon-Levitt, there is a chance that I could have a not-cute baby!!
*sigh*
There is really only one solution to the problem I face here...
MARRY JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT AND HAVE LOTS OF ABOVE-AVERAGE-LOOKING BABIES!!
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